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Hey.

2
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It's yoga time.

3
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Yeah, I need some room to stress. Do you
mind?

4
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Do you have some homework or something
you can do in your room?

5
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No, I finished it.

6
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All right.

7
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Can you go play video games or something
in your room for a little bit?

8
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I don't really have anything I want to
play right now.

9
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In other words, can I have a minute to
myself?

10
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What? I'm not going to bother you.

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Are you just gonna sit there and stare
at me?

12
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Yeah.

13
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I'm not staring at you. I'm just, like,
maybe... I don't know, Mom, maybe I'm

14
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wearing the yoga.

15
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I don't know. Did you ever think about
that?

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Be careful of the shit.

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It's so big.

18
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Does it,

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like, feel good, or, like...

20
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Can I just have a minute to myself?
Okay.

21
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Come on. Okay, sorry.

22
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Oh, this is really getting it.

23
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What?

24
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What? Seriously.

25
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What?

26
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What? You just sit there and touch
yourself.

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Can you go in your room for God's sake?
I'm not doing anything, Mom.

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Just do your stretch thing.

29
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Uh -huh. I saw what you were doing. I
wasn't doing anything. No, I didn't do

30
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anything.

31
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I saw you touching it. No, I wasn't.

32
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What is that noise?

33
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You're disgusting.

34
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I'm horny, Mom.

35
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Put that away.

36
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I'm just jerking off. Leave me alone.

37
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I could use some privacy, and clearly so
could you.

38
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I'm glad you think this is funny.

39
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It is pretty funny.

40
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You think it's funny, do you?

41
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Yes.

42
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I can't help it. I get boners all the
time. What is your problem?

43
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I'm... I don't... I just... I know
you're horny all the time. Guess what?

44
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You think it's funny to jerk off all the
time? You think it's funny, do you?

45
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You're squeaking really hard. You think
that that's a good game to play, huh?

46
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Is that fun for you?

47
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Um... Yes.

48
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You know what? You're horny all the
time. Guess what? I'm horny all the

49
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too. In fact, I'm fucking horny right
now.

50
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Okay.

51
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But it's time to do yoga, and it's time
for you to go to your room.

52
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I've had enough.

53
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Really.

54
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I'm not going to my room.

55
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You can't make me.

56
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And he took his shorts off.

57
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You know what? Look, I'm jerking off.

58
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I'm still jerking off.

59
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You're a pig.

60
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Or a piglet, I guess. You wouldn't even
know what to do with that thing anyway.

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You wouldn't even know where to put it.
Yeah, I do.

62
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Yeah? You do, huh?

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Oh, really?

64
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You know where to put it, huh?

65
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Yes.

66
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And what are you going to do with it
once you do?

67
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What do you think you're going to do
with it?

68
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Probably make you cum like ten times.

69
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You probably couldn't even last ten
seconds.

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Yeah, I could.

71
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I could last a long time.

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Don't you dare come over here.

73
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Maybe I will.

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I practice all the time. I can jerk off
for like 30 minutes.

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You're a fucking tickle. You know what?
This is like some crazy fucking internet

76
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movie or something.

77
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Kind of.

78
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Why? Because I'm calling you out?

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You wouldn't know what to do with it.

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Honey, you've never even had sex.

81
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You don't even know the first thing
about it. It's not like it's

82
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It's pretty simple.

83
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You stay on that couch. Don't you dare.

84
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I'm going to do it.

85
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Don't you dare put that in there. I'm
going to do it.

86
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You think I'm not? I'm going to do it.

87
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Don't you dare put that in there.

88
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I'm doing it.

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Stop.

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Oh, God.

91
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You'd better make me come.

92
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I will. If you don't, you're grounded
for like a week.

93
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This is fucking crazy.

94
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Are you about to cum?

95
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What?

96
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Honey.

97
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I'm not. I'm fine.

98
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You're going to blow your load in a
second. I'm not. I'm not. I'm good. I'm

99
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good.

100
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I can do it.

101
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Oh my God.

102
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Oh, God.

103
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Well, it does get hard. I'll give you
that.

104
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Okay, so it feels kind of good.

105
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Don't you dare come yet.

106
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I'm not. I'm doing good.

107
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If you can do it.

108
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surprised you haven't.

109
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You better make me come. You're so
grounded for an entire week.

110
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Maybe longer.

111
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Hmm.

112
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Yes, you do.

113
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You were listening to me.

114
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But you liked it. You came.

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I told you to go to your room.

